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On Sun, 24 Jul 11 00:32:08 UTC Artie Mondello (18) answered the Proust Questionnaire (click on a question to read other answers):

What do you regard as the lowest depth of misery?
To have no friends, no skills, no faith, and no future
Where would you like to live?
Most probably Italy, though Scandinavia might be nice if I could speak their languages
What is your idea of earthly happiness?
To stay in close contact with my friends and family, and to find a solid girlfriend
To what faults do you feel most indulgent?
I can't find a healthy outlet for pent-up hormones
Who are your favorite heroes of fiction?
Gromit, Hobbes, Gandalf, Albus Dumbledore
Who are your favorite characters in history?
Jesus, Pope John Paul II, Franklin D. Roosevelt, Benjamin Franklin, Giuseppe Garibaldi
Who are your favorite heroines in real life?
My mother (no one else would have put up with me for as long)
Who are your favorite heroines of fiction?
Lisa Simpson, Lyra Silvertongue
Your favorite painter?
Leonardo da Vinci
Your favorite musician?
Billy Joel
The quality you most admire in a man?
Intelligence, strong morals, the ability to overcome hubris and/or compromise
The quality you most admire in a woman?
Intelligence, sensibility, patience, the ability to make something good out of a man
Your favorite virtue?
Charity
Your favorite occupation?
Reading, drawing, making lists, thinking up fan-fictions
Who would you have liked to be?
Something that gives me a lot of money and a lot of moral satisfaction
Your most marked characteristic?
A screwy sense of humor
What do you most value in your friends?
The ability to enjoy my company
What is your principle defect?
Constant frustration with the world
What to your mind would be the greatest of misfortunes?
Never to have discovered my ability to draw
What would you like to be?
A permanent deacon, but probably with something else to back it up
What is your favorite color?
Either red, blue, or black
What is your favorite flower?
Probably roses, I never really thought about it
What is your favorite bird?
Hawks and eagles
Who are your favorite prose writers?
J.R.R. Tolkien (though he could also be a poet) and J.K. Rowling
Who are your favorite poets?
Shel Silverstein and Dante Alighieri
Who are your heroes in real life?
My grandfather (90 years old and he still does volunteer work)
Who are your favorite heroines of history?
Eleanor Roosevelt, Emma Goldman
What are your favorite names?
Benjamin's always a good name
What is it you most dislike?
People who make everyone else miserable just so they can feel less pathetic
What historical figures do you most despise?
Adolf Hitler, Bull Connor, the guy who shot Harvey Milk
What event in military history do you most admire?
The Americans' final victory at Yorktown in 1781
What natural gift would you most like to possess?
Patience and diligence (I need them the most for when I get to college)
How would you like to die?
Preferably in my sleep, after a good meal, with a loved one close by
What is your present state of mind?
Introspection
What is your motto?
Matthew 5:11-12 (look it up)

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