Proust Questionnaire: Bluto's answers

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On Tue, 16 Feb 2010 03:29:25 UTC Bluto (29) answered the Proust Questionnaire (click on a question to read other answers):

What do you regard as the lowest depth of misery?: Lack of detail.
Where would you like to live?: An island. A very temperate island.
What is your idea of earthly happiness?: Harmonic discourse with whoever pleases to talk
To what faults do you feel most indulgent?: Sense of humor without restraint
Who are your favorite heroes of fiction?: Those who move the world, not those whom the world moves.
Who are your favorite characters in history?: Napoleon, Aristotle, Miyamoto Musashi and Montaigne
Who are your favorite heroines in real life?: An ugly girl with nice legs and good taste in music.
Who are your favorite heroines of fiction?: Hard lovers and soft talkers
Your favorite painter?: Joseph Mallord William Turner
Your favorite musician?: Beethoven
The quality you most admire in a man?: A sense for the correct and the comedic
The quality you most admire in a woman?: Seductive body language
Your favorite virtue?: The measurable ones
Your favorite occupation?: Ruminating while urinating....and reading
Who would you have liked to be?: I suppose, Shakespeare, provided I could ditch the wife and kids
Your most marked characteristic?: An unavowed sense of discomfort
What do you most value in your friends?: Money
What is your principle defect?: Laziness and lust
What to your mind would be the greatest of misfortunes?: To never be rid of my mother or my grandmother
What would you like to be?: Depends on the money offered
What is your favorite color?: None interesting enough to mention
What is your favorite flower?: Lilly-and any others
What is your favorite bird?: The ones served hot and readily prepared
Who are your favorite prose writers?: Leo Tolstoy and Charles Dickens
Who are your favorite poets?: Percy Shelly and William Wordsworth
Who are your heroes in real life?: No heroes, just quotes
Who are your favorite heroines of history?: You can't be serious. Most of them were the wives of the above mentioned quotes
What are your favorite names?: The naughty ones
What is it you most dislike?: The weaknesses of others; provided they're not overshadowing my own
What historical figures do you most despise?: The despicable ones, which could mean anybody
What event in military history do you most admire?: All the funny ones, and a few of the genocidal ones as well
What natural gift would you most like to possess?: The ability to instantly draw an Infallible psychological profile on anyone I meet
How would you like to die?: How is up to the perpetrator
What is your present state of mind?: Horny
What is your motto?: After debt, questions and answers are the primary killers of most homeowners

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