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On Wed, 24 Aug 16 19:14:43 UTC Brett Ferguson (42) answered the Proust Questionnaire (click on a question to read other answers):

What do you regard as the lowest depth of misery?
Having no cheese
Where would you like to live?
A world entirely made of cheese
What is your idea of earthly happiness?
If I could have a wife and family made of cheese
To what faults do you feel most indulgent?
Who are your favorite heroes of fiction?
The Stinky Cheese Man, The Swiss Family Robinson
Who are your favorite characters in history?
Whoever invented Cheddar, Swiss,and Provolone
Who are your favorite heroines in real life?
Linda the cow
Who are your favorite heroines of fiction?
The cow that jumped over the moon, Audhumbla
Your favorite painter?
Your favorite musician?
The string cheese incident
The quality you most admire in a man?
High lactose tolerancy
The quality you most admire in a woman?
High lactose tolerancy
Your favorite virtue?
Your favorite occupation?
Creating things out of cheese
Who would you have liked to be?
Michelangelo, but I would have crafted the David out of cheese
Your most marked characteristic?
People say it's odd that I only speak through cheese
What do you most value in your friends?
What is your principle defect?
Some people think it's strange that I don't speak using my own voice
What to your mind would be the greatest of misfortunes?
Lactose Intolerance
What would you like to be?
I'd like to be the Michael Jordan of cheese making
What is your favorite color?
Yellow, Orange, White, and sometimes Blue
What is your favorite flower?
Cheddar cheese shaped to look like a flower
What is your favorite bird?
Robins, they like cheese
Who are your favorite prose writers?
Paul Kindstedt, he wrote a book about the history of cheese
Who are your favorite poets?
I don't know any
Who are your heroes in real life?
Ben the bull
Who are your favorite heroines of history?
Harriet Tubman, she helped people escape the south, where there is no good cheese
What are your favorite names?
Swiss, American, Provolone
What is it you most dislike?
The food pyramid
What historical figures do you most despise?
Anyone who ever banned a cheese
What event in military history do you most admire?
The time I recreated the Battle of Gettysburg out of American and Cheddar cheese
What natural gift would you most like to possess?
The gift to perfectly copy the accent of any people in the world
How would you like to die?
Drowning in fondue
What is your present state of mind?
Pleasantly mild and smooth
What is your motto?
Say Cheese!

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