Proust Questionnaire: Brett Ferguson's answers

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On Wed, 24 Aug 16 19:14:43 UTC Brett Ferguson (42) answered the Proust Questionnaire (click on a question to read other answers):

What do you regard as the lowest depth of misery?: Having no cheese
Where would you like to live?: A world entirely made of cheese
What is your idea of earthly happiness?: If I could have a wife and family made of cheese
To what faults do you feel most indulgent?: Gluttony
Who are your favorite heroes of fiction?: The Stinky Cheese Man, The Swiss Family Robinson
Who are your favorite characters in history?: Whoever invented Cheddar, Swiss,and Provolone
Who are your favorite heroines in real life?: Linda the cow
Who are your favorite heroines of fiction?: The cow that jumped over the moon, Audhumbla
Your favorite painter?: Myself
Your favorite musician?: The string cheese incident
The quality you most admire in a man?: High lactose tolerancy
The quality you most admire in a woman?: High lactose tolerancy
Your favorite virtue?: Sharpness
Your favorite occupation?: Creating things out of cheese
Who would you have liked to be?: Michelangelo, but I would have crafted the David out of cheese
Your most marked characteristic?: People say it's odd that I only speak through cheese
What do you most value in your friends?: Udders
What is your principle defect?: Some people think it's strange that I don't speak using my own voice
What to your mind would be the greatest of misfortunes?: Lactose Intolerance
What would you like to be?: I'd like to be the Michael Jordan of cheese making
What is your favorite color?: Yellow, Orange, White, and sometimes Blue
What is your favorite flower?: Cheddar cheese shaped to look like a flower
What is your favorite bird?: Robins, they like cheese
Who are your favorite prose writers?: Paul Kindstedt, he wrote a book about the history of cheese
Who are your favorite poets?: I don't know any
Who are your heroes in real life?: Ben the bull
Who are your favorite heroines of history?: Harriet Tubman, she helped people escape the south, where there is no good cheese
What are your favorite names?: Swiss, American, Provolone
What is it you most dislike?: The food pyramid
What historical figures do you most despise?: Anyone who ever banned a cheese
What event in military history do you most admire?: The time I recreated the Battle of Gettysburg out of American and Cheddar cheese
What natural gift would you most like to possess?: The gift to perfectly copy the accent of any people in the world
How would you like to die?: Drowning in fondue
What is your present state of mind?: Pleasantly mild and smooth
What is your motto?: Say Cheese!

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