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On Thu, 02 Jun 16 01:37:42 UTC Dad (42) answered the Proust Questionnaire (click on a question to read other answers):
- What do you regard as the lowest depth of misery?
- Running out of Doritos
- Where would you like to live?
- Grandma's house...the basement has a ping pong table
- What is your idea of earthly happiness?
- A day at the beach with ice-cream on the way home
- To what faults do you feel most indulgent?
- what is a fault
- Who are your favorite heroes of fiction?
- Batman...and Frog and Toad
- Who are your favorite characters in history?
- Mom, dad...my uncle is really cool too
- Who are your favorite heroines in real life?
- I was told that heroin is a bad thing...should it be a favorite? Next question please.
- Who are your favorite heroines of fiction?
- Is this a trick question?
- Your favorite painter?
- The guy who painted my bedroom camouflage...yup...DAD!
- Your favorite musician?
- Ms. Thompson, my music teacher
- The quality you most admire in a man?
- Cooking...dad cooks great...that is important
- The quality you most admire in a woman?
- Kissed boo-boo's...mom does that...dad cooks
- Your favorite virtue?
- not cutting in line...line cutters, don't let dad hear this...suck
- Your favorite occupation?
- Cowboys! Dad is a real cowboy...I'm gonna do that
- Who would you have liked to be?
- Dad...or mom. They are great jobs
- Your most marked characteristic?
- I shoot arrows really good, dad taught me that
- What do you most value in your friends?
- Laughing until we almost pee
- What is your principle defect?
- Not being as strong as mom or dad...I wish I could pick them up when they needed me too
- What to your mind would be the greatest of misfortunes?
- That's too scary. Next question please
- What would you like to be?
- I answered this already... a cowboy, like my dad!
- What is your favorite color?
- They are neat. Just depends on how you look at them.
- What is your favorite flower?
- My dad says its the ones I bring mom. Dad does not lie so it is those flowers.
- What is your favorite bird?
- Birds are pretty. I like the yellow ones.
- Who are your favorite prose writers?
- Is prose like a story? Dr. Seuss then.
- Who are your favorite poets?
- Is a poet like Dr. Seuss. Then that works
- Who are your heroes in real life?
- Duh...my mom and dad
- Who are your favorite heroines of history?
- I thought I was not suppose to talk about this one. Why do you keep bringing this up?
- What are your favorite names?
- Mine is cool because my parents gave it to me. Scooby Doo is neat because it is funny. Then there is my dogs name, we call him Cooper.
- What is it you most dislike?
- Dislike is okay...hate is not nice. I dislike cold macaroni and cheese...oh, and stale Doritos
- What historical figures do you most despise?
- I did not like this one substitute once. Does that count?
- What event in military history do you most admire?
- My dad. He was a Marine.
- What natural gift would you most like to possess?
- To fly! Oh yea!!!!
- How would you like to die?
- I'd like to stay away from that one for a while. Oh, you want me to answer? I am not going to die then. Next question please.
- What is your present state of mind?
- I don't know what you are asking. Oh, how I feel now? Sorry to say this but bored. You've been nice to talk to.
- What is your motto?
- No baths! Don't tell my mom that.
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