Proust Questionnaire: Dad's answers

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On Thu, 02 Jun 16 01:37:42 UTC Dad (42) answered the Proust Questionnaire (click on a question to read other answers):

What do you regard as the lowest depth of misery?: Running out of Doritos
Where would you like to live?: Grandma's house...the basement has a ping pong table
What is your idea of earthly happiness?: A day at the beach with ice-cream on the way home
To what faults do you feel most indulgent?: what is a fault
Who are your favorite heroes of fiction?: Batman...and Frog and Toad
Who are your favorite characters in history?: Mom, dad...my uncle is really cool too
Who are your favorite heroines in real life?: I was told that heroin is a bad thing...should it be a favorite? Next question please.
Who are your favorite heroines of fiction?: Is this a trick question?
Your favorite painter?: The guy who painted my bedroom camouflage...yup...DAD!
Your favorite musician?: Ms. Thompson, my music teacher
The quality you most admire in a man?: Cooking...dad cooks great...that is important
The quality you most admire in a woman?: Kissed boo-boo's...mom does that...dad cooks
Your favorite virtue?: not cutting in line...line cutters, don't let dad hear this...suck
Your favorite occupation?: Cowboys! Dad is a real cowboy...I'm gonna do that
Who would you have liked to be?: Dad...or mom. They are great jobs
Your most marked characteristic?: I shoot arrows really good, dad taught me that
What do you most value in your friends?: Laughing until we almost pee
What is your principle defect?: Not being as strong as mom or dad...I wish I could pick them up when they needed me too
What to your mind would be the greatest of misfortunes?: That's too scary. Next question please
What would you like to be?: I answered this already... a cowboy, like my dad!
What is your favorite color?: They are neat. Just depends on how you look at them.
What is your favorite flower?: My dad says its the ones I bring mom. Dad does not lie so it is those flowers.
What is your favorite bird?: Birds are pretty. I like the yellow ones.
Who are your favorite prose writers?: Is prose like a story? Dr. Seuss then.
Who are your favorite poets?: Is a poet like Dr. Seuss. Then that works
Who are your heroes in real life?: Duh...my mom and dad
Who are your favorite heroines of history?: I thought I was not suppose to talk about this one. Why do you keep bringing this up?
What are your favorite names?: Mine is cool because my parents gave it to me. Scooby Doo is neat because it is funny. Then there is my dogs name, we call him Cooper.
What is it you most dislike?: Dislike is okay...hate is not nice. I dislike cold macaroni and cheese...oh, and stale Doritos
What historical figures do you most despise?: I did not like this one substitute once. Does that count?
What event in military history do you most admire?: My dad. He was a Marine.
What natural gift would you most like to possess?: To fly! Oh yea!!!!
How would you like to die?: I'd like to stay away from that one for a while. Oh, you want me to answer? I am not going to die then. Next question please.
What is your present state of mind?: I don't know what you are asking. Oh, how I feel now? Sorry to say this but bored. You've been nice to talk to.
What is your motto?: No baths! Don't tell my mom that.

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