Proust Questionnaire: Dirty Jean's answers

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On Wed, 19 Apr 17 18:39:41 UTC Dirty Jean (86) answered the Proust Questionnaire (click on a question to read other answers):

What do you regard as the lowest depth of misery?: When I shot myself.
Where would you like to live?: I don't want to be here.
What is your idea of earthly happiness?: Where I can do what I want and not answer to anyone.
To what faults do you feel most indulgent?: Narcotics.
Who are your favorite heroes of fiction?: I don't read that crap.
Who are your favorite characters in history?: No one.
Who are your favorite heroines in real life?: Mom
Who are your favorite heroines of fiction?: Same answer, stupid.
Your favorite painter?: Marc Chagall
Your favorite musician?: Wynton Marsalis
The quality you most admire in a man?: What they will do for me.
The quality you most admire in a woman?: Caring
Your favorite virtue?: Caring for individuals that are weaker than me
Your favorite occupation?: Shooting guns, playing golf
Who would you have liked to be?: The Shark!
Your most marked characteristic?: Perceived Honesty
What do you most value in your friends?: How they can help.
What is your principle defect?: I have none.
What to your mind would be the greatest of misfortunes?: Letting go my first son.
What would you like to be?: Free from all this pain.
What is your favorite color?: Dark
What is your favorite flower?: I don't have one.
What is your favorite bird?: Cardinal
Who are your favorite prose writers?: None
Who are your favorite poets?: None
Who are your heroes in real life?: Greg Norman, Phil Mickelson
Who are your favorite heroines of history?: I have none.
What are your favorite names?: John, Josh
What is it you most dislike?: People hurting animals.
What historical figures do you most despise?: I don't have any.
What event in military history do you most admire?: Killing Bin Laden
What natural gift would you most like to possess?: Playing guitar for a living
How would you like to die?: By my own hand.
What is your present state of mind?: I'm at the end of my rope.
What is your motto?: Screw all of you.

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