Proust Questionnaire: Hayzeus's answers

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On Wed, 16 Sep 2009 14:28:07 UTC Hayzeus (23) answered the Proust Questionnaire (click on a question to read other answers):

What do you regard as the lowest depth of misery?: If I ever each it, I'll let you know.
Where would you like to live?: Anywhere comfortable.
What is your idea of earthly happiness?: ...as opposed to what other kinds of happiness?
To what faults do you feel most indulgent?: Vulgarity
Who are your favorite heroes of fiction?: The Villains
Who are your favorite characters in history?: 'History' concerns real people, not characters,
Who are your favorite heroines in real life?: Never encountered any,
Who are your favorite heroines of fiction?: I don't have one, they are all equally boring.
Your favorite painter?: Whoever's willing to do it for me.
Your favorite musician?: It changes daily.
The quality you most admire in a man?: ...why the gender distinction these this question and the next one?
The quality you most admire in a woman?: see above
Your favorite virtue?: Charity (that benefits me)
Your favorite occupation?: Sorry Marcel but those are examples of hobbies, not occupations.
Who would you have liked to be?: Myself with a slightly bigger cock.
Your most marked characteristic?: Being a tall white guy.
What do you most value in your friends?: Alcohol tolerance
What is your principle defect?: I'm not a machine, I'm a person- meaning I have FLAWS not DEFECTS, you moron.
What to your mind would be the greatest of misfortunes?: An eternity of surveys.
What would you like to be?: Richer.
What is your favorite color?: I'm sorry, but I can't answer this, I have to respond to Proust's answer: You sir, are a prentious cocksucker.
What is your favorite flower?: Are you fucking kidding me?
What is your favorite bird?: Fried Chicken.
Who are your favorite prose writers?: Bathroom wall grafitti artists.
Who are your favorite poets?: There is no good poetry. At all. No exceptions.
Who are your heroes in real life?: Define 'heroes'.
Who are your favorite heroines of history?: Why the disnctinction between 'history' and 'real life'? History IS real life, you tit.
What are your favorite names?: What's in a name?
What is it you most dislike?: Survey questions that, upon examination, don't actually mean anything.
What historical figures do you most despise?: I could not care less about history.
What event in military history do you most admire?: This is a warped question. ADMIRE historical death and slaughter? What kind of sociopath wrote this?
What natural gift would you most like to possess?: I assume by 'gift' you mean talent.
How would you like to die?: I wouldn't.
What is your present state of mind?: If you're asking how I feel right now, glad to be almost done with this fucking questionaire.
What is your motto?: Mottos suck.

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