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On Wed, 16 Sep 2009 14:28:07 UTC Hayzeus (23) answered the Proust Questionnaire (click on a question to read other answers):

What do you regard as the lowest depth of misery?
If I ever each it, I'll let you know.
Where would you like to live?
Anywhere comfortable.
What is your idea of earthly happiness?
...as opposed to what other kinds of happiness?
To what faults do you feel most indulgent?
Who are your favorite heroes of fiction?
The Villains
Who are your favorite characters in history?
'History' concerns real people, not characters,
Who are your favorite heroines in real life?
Never encountered any,
Who are your favorite heroines of fiction?
I don't have one, they are all equally boring.
Your favorite painter?
Whoever's willing to do it for me.
Your favorite musician?
It changes daily.
The quality you most admire in a man?
...why the gender distinction these this question and the next one?
The quality you most admire in a woman?
see above
Your favorite virtue?
Charity (that benefits me)
Your favorite occupation?
Sorry Marcel but those are examples of hobbies, not occupations.
Who would you have liked to be?
Myself with a slightly bigger cock.
Your most marked characteristic?
Being a tall white guy.
What do you most value in your friends?
Alcohol tolerance
What is your principle defect?
I'm not a machine, I'm a person- meaning I have FLAWS not DEFECTS, you moron.
What to your mind would be the greatest of misfortunes?
An eternity of surveys.
What would you like to be?
What is your favorite color?
I'm sorry, but I can't answer this, I have to respond to Proust's answer: You sir, are a prentious cocksucker.
What is your favorite flower?
Are you fucking kidding me?
What is your favorite bird?
Fried Chicken.
Who are your favorite prose writers?
Bathroom wall grafitti artists.
Who are your favorite poets?
There is no good poetry. At all. No exceptions.
Who are your heroes in real life?
Define 'heroes'.
Who are your favorite heroines of history?
Why the disnctinction between 'history' and 'real life'? History IS real life, you tit.
What are your favorite names?
What's in a name?
What is it you most dislike?
Survey questions that, upon examination, don't actually mean anything.
What historical figures do you most despise?
I could not care less about history.
What event in military history do you most admire?
This is a warped question. ADMIRE historical death and slaughter? What kind of sociopath wrote this?
What natural gift would you most like to possess?
I assume by 'gift' you mean talent.
How would you like to die?
I wouldn't.
What is your present state of mind?
If you're asking how I feel right now, glad to be almost done with this fucking questionaire.
What is your motto?
Mottos suck.

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