Proust Questionnaire: John Lynch's answers

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On Thu, 01 Mar 18 16:03:14 UTC John Lynch (30) answered the Proust Questionnaire (click on a question to read other answers):

What do you regard as the lowest depth of misery?: I get pretty bummed when it takes a long time for food delivery but other than that I think I'm generally happy.
Where would you like to live?: I'm fine where I am. I guess it'd be nice to live on a beach but I'd go broke buying sunscreen.
What is your idea of earthly happiness?: As long as I can go to work, come home and have a drink without the world falling apart--I'm good.
To what faults do you feel most indulgent?: I tend to work too much...What is this, a job interview?
Who are your favorite heroes of fiction?: THE AVENGERS. How is this a question?
Who are your favorite characters in history?: I didn't grow up watching it but sometimes I'll lay in bed and watch old videos of Don Rickles on The Tonight Show...Does Don Rickles count?
Who are your favorite heroines in real life?: Any woman who can hold her own is fine with me. Oh! And my mother.
Who are your favorite heroines of fiction?: There are female Avengers, right?
Your favorite painter?: That guy in Netflix, with the afro? You know his name. I don't remember but him. He's my favorite.
Your favorite musician?: I have an unhealthy tendency to listen to Billy Ray Cyrus on long drives. Go ahead and judge me but the man is good.
The quality you most admire in a man?: I don't really know. I've never thought about what qualities I admire in a guy. I guess...Don't be an asshole?
The quality you most admire in a woman?: I like a woman who is strong willed, self sufficient and fun. One out of three ain't bad, either.
Your favorite virtue?: I dunno--forgiveness?
Your favorite occupation?: I really want to say reading but give me a movie over a book any day.
Who would you have liked to be?: I would have liked to be done with this quiz or whatever awhile ago.
Your most marked characteristic?: I'm a people-pleaser.
What do you most value in your friends?: Oh, jeeze, I don't know. I like a guy who helps me move when something like that comes up. Are we almost done?
What is your principle defect?: I really need to lose five pounds.
What to your mind would be the greatest of misfortunes?: It would really suck to have to go back home. To my hometown, that is. Yulan. I'm not about that.
What would you like to be?: Done with this.
What is your favorite color?: Blue.
What is your favorite flower?: Roses, right? I mean...do you care about other flowers?
What is your favorite bird?: Bat...man.
Who are your favorite prose writers?: Come again?
Who are your favorite poets?: DJ Jazzy Jeff and the Fresh Prince.
Who are your heroes in real life?: My high school history teacher, Mr. Donnelly. He was the man.
Who are your favorite heroines of history?: I'm sure everyone says Rosa Parks, right? Use that.
What are your favorite names?: If I ever have a kid, I want to name him "Mack." That way, whenever I bring him somewhere that song "Return of the Mack" can be his entrance music.
What is it you most dislike?: I don't like people who are assholes. I feel like I answered this already--next question.
What historical figures do you most despise?: Aside from Hitler and bin Laden, I really don't like
What event in military history do you most admire?: World War II, I guess? I mean, we won. So yeah.

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