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On Fri, 02 Mar 18 02:17:22 UTC John Lynch (30) answered the Proust Questionnaire (click on a question to read other answers):

What do you regard as the lowest depth of misery?
It would suck if someone told me I couldn't go to the gym anymore.
Where would you like to live?
Don't matter. I could live anywhere.
What is your idea of earthly happiness?
I enjoy lifting weights and hanging out with the boys. I guess I wouldn't mind a woman in my life.
To what faults do you feel most indulgent?
My personal best on the bench is weak, I'd like to boost that up.
Who are your favorite heroes of fiction?
Shit, I don't know. I'm a big fan of Guardians of the Galaxy.
Who are your favorite characters in history?
These are serious questions, man. Lincoln, I guess?
Who are your favorite heroines in real life?
Deifnitely Mrs. Lynch. That woman practically raised me.
Who are your favorite heroines of fiction?
Do women wrestlers count? I'm all about women's wrestling.
Your favorite painter?
I'm not big into painting.
Your favorite musician?
Whatever's on the radio.
The quality you most admire in a man?
Strong work ethic.
The quality you most admire in a woman?
Strong work ethic.
Your favorite virtue?
Strength.
Your favorite occupation?
Lifting weights, buddy.
Who would you have liked to be?
I wouldn't mind being Arnold Schwarzenegger
Your most marked characteristic?
I tend to bury myself in weight training but I know what you're thinking--that's not a negative.
What do you most value in your friends?
My friends? I just like that they're always there.
What is your principle defect?
Like I said earlier, my personal best could be beefed up a bit.
What to your mind would be the greatest of misfortunes?
I'd hate to fall back into my old ways--a lazy freeloader who rarely left home.
What would you like to be?
I would love to be a professional bodybuilder but I've come to terms with the fact that my legs are just too small and that's all I'm gonna say about that.
What is your favorite color?
I don't have a favorite color, come on.
What is your favorite flower?
I also don't have a favorite flower. Let's move on.
What is your favorite bird?
...Penguin.
Who are your favorite prose writers?
The last book I read was "To Kill A Mockingbird" in 8th grade and I don't remember who wrote it...but let's say him.
Who are your favorite poets?
Poetry? Does nothing for me.
Who are your heroes in real life?
Arnold, Jay Cutler (the bodybuilder, not the football player), and myself.
Who are your favorite heroines of history?
These questions are hard. Do I get anything for answering these? Not even a gift card?
What are your favorite names?
Lou.
What is it you most dislike?
I dislike people who skirt their responsibilities. I also dislike people who place the blame on others for their own issues.
What historical figures do you most despise?
I feel like you could figure this out and I don't have to answer.
What event in military history do you most admire?
All of them. Go USA.
What natural gift would you most like to possess?
You might think I'd say super strength but I appreciate the strength I have acquired on my own so--invisibility. That's an answer you're looking for, right?
How would you like to die?
I wouldn't.
What is your present state of mind?
I'm pissed. I'm about to go for a run and cardio sucks.
What is your motto?
I don't really have one. Can I steal from Nike? "Just do it."

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