Proust Questionnaire: Johnny's answers

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On Thu, 02 Feb 17 00:04:27 UTC Johnny (46) answered the Proust Questionnaire (click on a question to read other answers):

What do you regard as the lowest depth of misery?: To be alone.
Where would you like to live?: In a big city like New York
What is your idea of earthly happiness?: To hang out with my friends and not go to school
To what faults do you feel most indulgent?: I don't know. I am twelve.
Who are your favorite heroes of fiction?: Godzilla and King Kong. They can crush everything.
Who are your favorite characters in history?: Richard Petty and Dale Earnhardt. They smashed up a lot of cars.
Who are your favorite heroines in real life?: Amelia Earhart but she disappeared. She should have just flown around San Fran instead
Who are your favorite heroines of fiction?: That chick in Pulp Fiction who had a heart attack and Hermine from Harry Potter
Your favorite painter?: Bob Ross, hands down.
Your favorite musician?: Slash...
The quality you most admire in a man?: Men are stupid. I don't talk to them.
The quality you most admire in a woman?: Definitely smarter than men.
Your favorite virtue?: authenticity
Your favorite occupation?: knocking over trash cans.
Who would you have liked to be?: I am cool being myself.
Your most marked characteristic?: I don't need anyone.
What do you most value in your friends?: They look out for me. I look out for them.
What is your principle defect?: Can't get along with my mother.
What to your mind would be the greatest of misfortunes?: To not have my friends.
What would you like to be?: Demolition driver or that person that crushes cars that are old st the junk yard.
What is your favorite color?: Red
What is your favorite flower?: Flowers don't really interest me.
What is your favorite bird?: ones I can hit with my slingshot.
Who are your favorite prose writers?: I don't like to read.
Who are your favorite poets?: Whoever wrote roses are red and violets are blue.
Who are your heroes in real life?: Madonna. She does whatever she wants.
Who are your favorite heroines of history?: Joan of Arc was a badass, that's all I know.
What are your favorite names?: Alicia the Great. I could have been like Joan of Arc if I lived in prehistoric times.
What is it you most dislike?: I can't stand the smell of curry.
What historical figures do you most despise?: Harry S.Truman. He was an idiot. Killed innocent people and thought it was cool.
What event in military history do you most admire?: When Napoleon left Moscow because no one was there. Too funny.
What natural gift would you most like to possess?: Raw strength so I can break more things.
How would you like to die?: Anyway that doesn't hurt.
What is your present state of mind?: Tired and hungry
What is your motto?: Live free or die.

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