Proust Questionnaire: Josh's answers

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On Thu, 02 Feb 17 23:16:19 UTC Josh (19) answered the Proust Questionnaire (click on a question to read other answers):

What do you regard as the lowest depth of misery?: Being embarrassed, social humiliation
Where would you like to live?: Paris or LA
What is your idea of earthly happiness?: Money, doing what I want, having a ton of cars, owning my own designer clothing line
To what faults do you feel most indulgent?: Um... What? I like tequila, lol
Who are your favorite heroes of fiction?: The smart asses who get away with everything, like Deadpool
Who are your favorite characters in history?: Joan of Arc was awesome.
Who are your favorite heroines in real life?: Vera Wang.
Who are your favorite heroines of fiction?: Black Widow in the Avengers.
Your favorite painter?: Painter, not sure. But I like irony, like Marcel Duchamp - the Fountain? Hell yes.
Your favorite musician?: Depends.
The quality you most admire in a man?: Not giving a f***
The quality you most admire in a woman?: Also not giving a f***, but willing ;)
Your favorite virtue?: Is sarcasm a virtue? Honestly, just respect. I want to do what I want, but I'm chill.
Your favorite occupation?: Making weird art, designing clothes, drinking.
Who would you have liked to be?: Your mom. I would have taught you to ask better questions.
Your most marked characteristic?: Sarcasm and my style.
What do you most value in your friends?: They don't bitch all the time and take everything seriously.
What is your principle defect?: No patience. I will not wait around for people, and I'm not afraid to talk mad s***
What to your mind would be the greatest of misfortunes?: Losing my position in life.
What would you like to be?: Designer. See above.
What is your favorite color?: White and purple with gold accents!
What is your favorite flower?: Oh, I don't know. Something exotic, like a dandelion. Only one person knows that, and it won't be you.
What is your favorite bird?: Flamingos.
Who are your favorite prose writers?: Ya know if you move the "r" to the end, it becomes "poser writer." I don't like posers, or this question.
Who are your favorite poets?: ee cummings. Yeah.
Who are your heroes in real life?: Vera Wang, Neil Patrick Harris.
Who are your favorite heroines of history?: Drugs?!?!?! Come on now.
What are your favorite names?: Tobias, Jacque, Annabelle, Eliza.
What is it you most dislike?: People who take everything seriously.
What historical figures do you most despise?: Hitler
What event in military history do you most admire?: Hitler dying
What natural gift would you most like to possess?: Endless and ageless beauty.
How would you like to die?: Not like Hitler
What is your present state of mind?: Annoyed.
What is your motto?: Fire up that loud another round of shots - turn down for what?!

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