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On Fri, 21 Apr 17 03:35:15 UTC Melody Marshall (26) answered the Proust Questionnaire (click on a question to read other answers):

What do you regard as the lowest depth of misery?
When I was starving because I didn't have a steady job that paid enough to live in this expensive ass town.
Where would you like to live?
No matter the outcome, NYC will always be my home.
What is your idea of earthly happiness?
Showing a woman what it means to really enjoy life
To what faults do you feel most indulgent?
Speeding when I have obnoxious passengers in the taxi or taking a roundabout route to get more money out of the unsuspecting tourists.
Who are your favorite heroes of fiction?
I mean, Batman's pretty legit. Why am I answering this?
Who are your favorite characters in history?
The ones who made it?
Who are your favorite heroines in real life?
My mom, my Aunts, and my Grandma
Who are your favorite heroines of fiction?
I don't do drugs... Ha! But for real, didn't you just ask me this?
Your favorite painter?
Uhh, that guy with the really colorful face posters? Andy somethin'-or-other?
Your favorite musician?
Ed Sheeran, the ladies swoon in my taxi when I put his music on. EASY way to grab their attention. ;)
The quality you most admire in a man?
All the qualities I possess?
The quality you most admire in a woman?
As long as she doesn't have a stick up her ass, we're good.
Your favorite virtue?
NOT patience. Are we done yet?
Your favorite occupation?
I'm already a regular, everyday Aladdin - "I can show you the world" and all that. My Taxi is a modernized, real-life carpet. Ha!
Who would you have liked to be?
Is this really a form for a counseling session? The eff is this?
Your most marked characteristic?
My smooth moves ;)
What do you most value in your friends?
That they aren't colossal dicks and don't move in on my women
What is your principle defect?
I never take anything seriously. Why am I doing this thing again?
What to your mind would be the greatest of misfortunes?
Continuing this blasted questionnaire...
What would you like to be?
Done with this questionnaire...
What is your favorite color?
Green
What is your favorite flower?
The ones that aren't dead yet?
What is your favorite bird?
The ones that don't chirp outside my window in the morning...
What are your favorite names?
The name of whatever girl I'm on a date with.
What is it you most dislike?
When people judge my life circumstances; it's none of your business!
What natural gift would you most like to possess?
I'm already irresistibly charming!
How would you like to die?
I'd really rather not, but I don't think I get a say in the matter.
What is your present state of mind?
We're almost done? FINALLY! I would have to say I'm relieved.
What is your motto?
"Don't take life too seriously. You'll never get out of it alive." - Bugs Bunny

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