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On Mon, 30 May 16 23:47:47 UTC Phil (25) answered the Proust Questionnaire (click on a question to read other answers):

What do you regard as the lowest depth of misery?
A day as a middle school substitute chemistry teacher
Where would you like to live?
Haven't figured that out yet, maybe somewhere in the Pacific Northwest? I visited Portland once, that place was alright
What is your idea of earthly happiness?
Make enough money, have an alright girl, and have good friends around me
To what faults do you feel most indulgent?
Not making the most of myself
Who are your favorite heroes of fiction?
Jim Halpert
Who are your favorite characters in history?
George Washington
Who are your favorite heroines of fiction?
Starbuck from Battlestar Galactica
Your favorite painter?
I read an article online one time about a hippo at an aquarium, they put paint on his nose and he made a painting. Probably that hippo.
Your favorite musician?
I listen to everything. Any music that makes you feel something. Happiness, sadness, laughter, anger, or just think.
The quality you most admire in a man?
Honesty
The quality you most admire in a woman?
Responding to my text messages
Your favorite virtue?
Courage
Your favorite occupation?
Anyone who creates, inventors, musicians, writers, artists.
Who would you have liked to be?
John Stamos. Basically the Fonz of the 80s and 90s and toured with the Beach Boys. That's one hell of a life right there.
Your most marked characteristic?
I think I'm hilarious.
What do you most value in your friends?
The ability to speak candidly about anything with them. To laugh, learn and argue
What is your principle defect?
Settling for good enough
What to your mind would be the greatest of misfortunes?
Settling for good enough forever
What would you like to be?
A self sufficient functional human adult
What is your favorite color?
My wardrobe is primarily blue shirts
What is your favorite flower?
Whatever the favorite flower of the girl I'm dating is
What is your favorite bird?
Boobies
Who are your favorite prose writers?
Chuck Klosterman, Chuck Pahliniuk, Chuck Berry
What are your favorite names?
Slade. Clint. Otto.
What is it you most dislike?
Stupid idiots. Is there anything worse than a stupid idiot.
What historical figures do you most despise?
Attila the Hun. F*ck that guy.
What event in military history do you most admire?
The assassination of Franz Ferdinand. I heard about it on a podcast one time and it's seriously crazy how the world falls into place sometimes.
What natural gift would you most like to possess?
Drive
How would you like to die?
Old & fulfilled
What is your present state of mind?
Ready for something more
What is your motto?
"A ship is safe in harbor, but that's not what ships are for."

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