Proust Questionnaire: Thomzagod's answers

On Thu, 05 Feb 2009 23:07:52 UTC Thomzagod (39) answered the Proust Questionnaire (click on a question to read other answers):

Your most marked characteristic?: a pronounced limp, a hump on my back, and uncontrollable projectile vomiting.
What do you most value in your friends?: Their ability to provide "Comp" tickets.
What is your principle defect?: Forgetting whom I lent money to.
What to your mind would be the greatest of misfortunes?: Seeing Aretha Franklin naked.
What would you like to be?: More curmudgeonly.
What is your favorite color?: anything dingy.
What is your favorite flower?: Ricky Martin. He's a Pansy.
What is your favorite bird?: anyhing that doesn't carry the avian flu.
Who are your favorite prose writers?: John Irving and Mark Childress
Who are your favorite poets?: Dr Suess and Robert Frost
Who are your heroes in real life?: whoever invented Charmin with Aloe and E.
Who are your favorite heroines of history?: Alice on The Brady Bunch
What are your favorite names?: Rumplestiltskin
What is it you most dislike?: You.
What historical figures do you most despise?: Charo. and Erik Estrada.
What event in military history do you most admire?: The Battle of my own Bulge.
What natural gift would you most like to possess?: Good hair.
How would you like to die?: Vicariously.
What is your present state of mind?: Whacked out on antihistamines and stool softeners.
What is your motto?: Do unto others.

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