Proust Questionnaire: V's answers

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On Fri, 07 Jul 17 01:57:18 UTC V (24) answered the Proust Questionnaire (click on a question to read other answers):

What do you regard as the lowest depth of misery?: My 10 year high school reunion.
Where would you like to live?: Where the streets have no name (am I going to answer any of these seriously?)
What is your idea of earthly happiness?: 2 for 1 happy hour (nope, guess not)
To what faults do you feel most indulgent?: buying into my own bullshit
Who are your favorite heroes of fiction?: Those who stand up for a cause they believe in...like the Lorax
Who are your favorite characters in history?: same.
Who are your favorite heroines in real life?: Nanny Violet, even though she won't stop saying, "colored people."
Who are your favorite heroines of fiction?: The ones who beatifically die of tuberculosis.
Your favorite painter?: Sherwin Williams
Your favorite musician?: Bowie (hey, a serious answer)
The quality you most admire in a man?: A good credit score (lololol I'm the worst)
The quality you most admire in a woman?: TITTIES.
Your favorite virtue?: TITTIES.
Your favorite occupation?: Real Estate Agent.
Who would you have liked to be?: Literally anyone else.
Your most marked characteristic?: A desperate, pathological need to be thought clever.
What do you most value in your friends?: A willingness to be DD.
What is your principle defect?: JESUS...all of them.
What to your mind would be the greatest of misfortunes?: To actually get what I want.
What would you like to be?: Under the sea. In an octopus's garden...in the shade.
What is your favorite color?: "greige."
What is your favorite flower?: Star-gaver Lily (hey, another serious answer)
What is your favorite bird?: "the" bird
Who are your favorite prose writers?: Flannery O'Connor...and Danielle Steele.
Who are your favorite poets?: do dirty limericks have an author?
Who are your heroes in real life?: Dad.
Who are your favorite heroines of history?: black tar
What are your favorite names?: Any name a dumb little white kid has with too many Ys in it
What is it you most dislike?: myself. (too on the nose?)
What historical figures do you most despise?: Abercrombie and Fitch
What event in military history do you most admire?: The Alamo
What natural gift would you most like to possess?: I'd like to paint with all the colors of the wind.
How would you like to die?: Happy.
What is your present state of mind?: Disgust at my inability to even answer an anonymous questionnaire honestly.
What is your motto?: "Get 'em While They're Hot"

I'm the worst.

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