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On Wed, 25 Jan 12 09:19:18 UTC my answers are perfect; yall should read answered the Proust Questionnaire (click on a question to read other answers):

What do you regard as the lowest depth of misery?: when your ice cream drips all over your hand
Where would you like to live?: a ball pit, but with wifi access
What is your idea of earthly happiness?: $$$$$
To what faults do you feel most indulgent?: prousts answer doesnt make any sense in relation to how im interpreting this question so im just gonna leave this one blank
Who are your favorite heroes of fiction?: probably none
Who are your favorite characters in history?: how would i know enough about historical people to even answer this
Who are your favorite heroines in real life?: snooki
Who are your favorite heroines of fiction?: fictional equivalents of snooki
Your favorite painter?: the one who painted genitalia disguised as flowers. i hope there is more than one.
Your favorite musician?: nickelback
The quality you most admire in a man?: why specify gender here
The quality you most admire in a woman?: no i am serious. fine the quality i most admire is not feeling the need to separate this question the way it is
Your favorite virtue?: hedonism
Your favorite occupation?: also hedonism
Who would you have liked to be?: me but with the power to magically summon some cool sharks or something
Your most marked characteristic?: probably my hand. zing
What do you most value in your friends?: koolness
What is your principle defect?: sometimes i defect from the us to russia
What to your mind would be the greatest of misfortunes?: being cursed to always have a piece of spinach between your teeth no matter how much you brush
What would you like to be?: a sapient crocodile with cool shades
What is your favorite color?: #666. its funny because its a real color
What is your favorite flower?: the ones that have stalks that look like bugs which said bugs then try to bone
What is your favorite bird?: the mutant budgies that turn out like feather dusters
Who are your favorite prose writers?: spam commenters
Who are your favorite poets?: probably also spam commenters
Who are your heroes in real life?: i thought i already answered this but it turned out i was confused by the arbitrary binary gender segregation
Who are your favorite heroines of history?: no this is just as bad as the historical characters one. stop
What are your favorite names?: Aron Mufasa Columbo Fonzerelli Ball In A Cup Boogie Woogie Brown; Beezow Doo-Doo Zopittybop-bop-bop
What is it you most dislike?: when you have a bunch of mucus dripping down your throat and you just cant seem to cough it up
What historical figures do you most despise?: i dont know history dont ask me these questions why are you doing this to me
What event in military history do you most admire?: the one where the military was involved in no shape or form
What natural gift would you most like to possess?: something with resale value
How would you like to die?: if i would immediately be reincarnated as a sapient crocodile with some cool shades that is probably a circumstance under which i could enjoy dying
What is your present state of mind?: cant you tell
What is your motto?: be nice to skeletons because one lives inside you

i am dead serious, in a facetious way

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