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On Tue, 12 Jan 16 04:38:18 UTC zed (25) answered the Proust Questionnaire (click on a question to read other answers):

What do you regard as the lowest depth of misery?
30th AG
Where would you like to live?
America
What is your idea of earthly happiness?
Space and money enough to do things
To what faults do you feel most indulgent?
Lack of action
Who are your favorite heroes of fiction?
Chewbacca
Who are your favorite characters in history?
Theodore Roosevelt
Who are your favorite heroines in real life?
Strong, intelligent women who like anal
Who are your favorite heroines of fiction?
Strong, intelligent women who like anal
Your favorite painter?
Fuck paint
Your favorite musician?
Bowie
The quality you most admire in a man?
Responsibility
The quality you most admire in a woman?
Intelligence
Your favorite virtue?
Wrath
Your favorite occupation?
learning
Who would you have liked to be?
Me, only better
Your most marked characteristic?
Contempt for reality
What do you most value in your friends?
No
What is your principle defect?
Lack of motivation
What to your mind would be the greatest of misfortunes?
Being unable to act
What would you like to be?
Me, only better
What is your favorite color?
No
What is your favorite flower?
No
What is your favorite bird?
The American Windfucker
Who are your favorite prose writers?
I NEVER LEARNED HOW TO READ
Who are your favorite poets?
No.
Who are your heroes in real life?
I don;t know
Who are your favorite heroines of history?
I don't know
What are your favorite names?
Amy, for a girl.
What is it you most dislike?
Most of my qualities
What historical figures do you most despise?
Probably the majority of them.
What event in military history do you most admire?
The time the U.S. Air Force ejected bears out of a supersonic aircraft.
What natural gift would you most like to possess?
Perfect communication
How would you like to die?
No.
What is your present state of mind?
Meh.
What is your motto?
Do not have one.

I probably should have made fewer jokes about anal.

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